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Sean is probably a better guitarist than Ryan, but he never mentions it in fear of not having access to the infinite apple pie storage. A being begot into this world by his father JJ. Sean is to poor to buy a bass guitar but when he does it will mean the creation of Ryan and Sean in the Garage.

Origin
Sean was born all of the gunpowder on of the floor of columbine sudden merged together thus creating Sean. JJ was soon arrested for his crimes, but was broken free from prison by Sean. Sean then played the forbidden guitar of Ryan, damning him to be a pawn of Ryan's chaos.

Bass Guitar
Sean has made many attempts to buy a bass guitar, including:
 * Working for the Communist Party of the Soviet Union to raise money
 * Forcing John Geldersma to make him a bass guitar out of toothpicks
 * Reluctantly playing Sudoku with Mike Myers as he sexually assaulted him
 * Performing as a circus bear (before mauling 20 innocent clowns and stealing their clown car)
 * Doing community service in the hopes that someone will give him 2 grand for a high-quality bass