Ethan

Ethan False Cock also known as King Dedede. A man of many words including, "okay fuck you" or "oh i just wanna fuck over Ethan". its thought that Ethan one day took over the aura of depression and thus became the leader of the trash people. he said "Trash chat is not a place but a people and I will protect those peoples rights till I kill myself".

Whatever Ryan's Dick Said About Me
Ethan has had many achievements such as the various workshop items, a couple albums, and maybe his greatest creation Mount Dedede. Mount Dedede was a place of refuge for the fallen members of the previous chat. Although for his many ups and downs King Dedede has been a greater leader than JJ. He dubbed the chaos lord Ryan as his second in command (maybe not a good idea but hey it was funny). all of this work has been thought to have taken a toll on Ethan as Ryan has told him many times to get a therapist

Authority
Being leader of Mount Dedede, Ethan is the judge of many predicaments, such as the time JJ and his girlfriend posted Pokemon vagina in chat (he banned them immediately, because that's just wrong). Ryan is usually the enforcer, with Ethan giving a simple "sure, why not?" before the chaos ensues.

Origin
It is described in the Torah that Ethan one day just jumped out of a pond and was born.

It is believed that after jumping out of the pond he went to an ice cream pallor and had a sherbet cone.

About a week after the pond jump he was spotted with a herd of deer roaming the south pacific.

Facts
Ethan is a potato from Saturn's third moon.